Year of the Garnier Fructis Triple Nutrition System

Why am I so excited!? Well, I am SO excited because these are the classes I will be taking next semester:*

  • Thermodynamix;
  • Quantum! Mechanics, IInd;
  • Development of Math(ematics) (a.k.a., History of Human Logical Fallacies);
  • Advanced Writing: POETRY!***;
  • Advanced Writing: FICTION!;
  • Gender & Sex in Lit Studies—or—Prospecting 110;
  • Topix in Postmodernism****;
  • …thesis proposal seminar.

*Took some liberties w/r/t their ‘actual’ titles.**
**Almost wrote “‘actual’ titties”.
***W/ Major Jackson!
****W/ a politician!