So this is what Beyoncé refers to in ‘Ego’…

Stayed home sick again today. Heard a tinny tap on my front door—while minding my own business watching Giada over-enunciate Italian nouns—like a key wanting to get in. Didn’t have the will to go check immediately, but decided to, again, down a couple-a ‘acetaminophen’ pills ‘to get over it’. Arrived at door about 2 minutes of shuffling feet over cold hardwood floors later and found this:

The book itself is about 1.5x the width of that Apple Inc. Magic Mouse™ off to the left. Ideally I will have finished it by November 1st, when NaNoWriMo starts. This means I will have no life over the next two months.

But I am so excited.